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Frankie’s Fuckin’ Awesome Sex Toy Wednesday #2

by Frankie


I’ve been known to be a bit adventurous (even told I have an attraction to the odd) when trying out toys. One of the sex toys I have that is a bit abnormal and  feeds into my kink side is Jackhammer Jesus from Divine-interventions.com

The Jackhammer Jesus here is made out of high quality silicone, measures in at about 7 1/2 inches long, 1 3/4 inches in diameter and comes in 7 different colors (one of them even being white glow-in-the-dark). It’s kind of hefty, but with lots of lubes (Holy Water Lube if that tickles your pickle) it’s very enjoyable & even bendable if you’re like me & it takes a bit of a curve to hit the right spot.

I can say without a doubt, the main thing that first attracted me to this toy was obviously the awesome idea of masturbating safely with a crucifix. I’ve seen some cam girls in the past use wooden or brass Jesus sticks & it really didn’t seem safe or sexy. Getting splinters in or tearing up your fun bits was always in the back of my mind while watching these girls have their way with some people’s Lord & Savior.  A flat and rigid object is not gonna be fun to play with, so having a toy that not only looked the part I wanted it to, but felt good and is safe was pretty damn important to me.

After breaking it in & getting used to girthy goodness that this toy has to offer, it was pretty easy to enjoy it for everything it’s worth – a blasphemous bit of fun that went fantastically with my naughty nun outfit & could be used often and for long periods of time without much discomfort based on the shape or material.

While using it, one of the added pluses I’ve found is that you can use the cross of the crucifix as a very good handle if you’re the type of chickie (or dude) who gets too wet/over lubes. You can hammer away for hours without much risk of losing your grip unlike a lot of other toys out there that can cause your hand to slip & slide at the worst moments.

The only problem I ever had with Jackhammer Jesus is that because I like to go so deep & hard with bendable toys the Lord’s feet tended to get in the way, but that was easily solved (at least for me) by turning him so his feet/body were facing my ass. It gave a pretty interesting sensation and solved the issue of Jesus kicking me in the g-spot in all the wrong ways.

At first glance, it may seem a bit expensive for a single toy, but as long as you take care of it, it’s worth the price to have your own personal (and fuckable) Jesus.

Price range – $65 – $66 + S&H
Durability – 4.5 out of 5
Safety – 4.5 out of 5
Quietness – N/A
Looks – 4.5 out of 5
Orgasmic ability – 4 out of 5
Accessories – N/A

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Frankie’s Fuckin’ Awesome Sex Toy Wednesday #1

by Frankie

From what I’ve seen one of the most celebrated sex toys as far as female cam models are concerned is the Hitachi Magic Wand. I can say from my own experience it’s pretty fucking awesome to use, especially on cam when you’ve got a Minute Man*, because lets be honest, no cam girl wants to go into a show all riled up and end it without having had hers as well (sorry fellas).  After I got some tolerance built up to the vibrations (which took some time) it quickly became one of my most used sex toys on and off cam. I will admit, since having to take a hiatus from camming, it’s still getting used and abused pretty regularly, haha.

While it may not look like much and the name “magic wand” sounds kind of doofy when you consider other big, powerful sex toy names out there (Sybian, Caesar, Shockspot, Fuck Saw, etc), it packs a HUGE punch. It easily stands apart from any of those other big names because of it’s extremely reasonable price and amazingly strong vibration. It comes with two settings low & high and a simply & easy to reach switch to quickly flip back and forth between the two as your audience or your body desires.

Now I’m sure a lot of you are thinking one or both of two things: How is that supposed to fit? and/or That’s not gonna be fun for my pervs to watch! First of all, while I’m never going to tell a cam girl NOT to do something when it comes to her own toys and body, sticking a toy this large that has to be pluggd directly into a wall socket does come with it’s own risks and isn’t recommended. However, it has been done before, but I personally wouldn’t risk shocking myself in that particular area without some control over the strength of the eletrical current I was playing with. As for the second one, yes, guys have complained a HMW by itself is a bit of a bore and that’s why there are these fantastic things called attachments and accessories. All “major” buys you make via the sex toy market usually come with such things, but for the HMW there are a plethora of awesome choices for every type of chickie (and even some for guys if you think you could handle that type of stimulation). Everything from the simple (G-spot attachment) to the more adventurous (Triple Pleasure attachment) and some in between (HMW Love Seat, Forced Orgasm Harness & Variable Speed Controller).

Some cam models have even taken the extra step to create custom modifications to their Magic Wands such as Aedan Rayne’s fan controlled application where once she allows it, any one of her fans can control just how high or low the vibrations are from the comfort their computer monitor and all she can do is lay back & be teased until they feel it’s time for her to cum buckets! Pretty damn inventive & ingenious if you ask me. Here’s a mostly (her giggles give me girl wood) SFW demonstration video for you all to enjoy.

If you’d rather not go that route or none of the current attachments available look comfortable enough, it’s very easy to handle it with one hand while using your other hand to have fun with your favorite dildo/your fingers. A personal favorite is to position myself for doggie style while resting my clit on the top of the HMW & let the force of the dildo being pushed in and out by my other hand rock my clit back and forth. A+ orgasm within minutes!

All in all this would make a fantastic purchase for your favorite cam girl or for yourself. You only need some spare time, an open mind, some open legs & a fairly sound proof room to use it in.

Price range – $50 to $60
Durability – 4.5 out of 5
Safety – 4 out of 5
Quietness – 1.5 out of 5
Looks – 2 out of 5
Orgasmic ability – 4.5 out of 5
Accessories – 5 out of 5

*A person on a cam site who expects you to cum within a few minutes or less

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