I’ve been known to be a bit adventurous (even told I have an attraction to the odd) when trying out toys. One of the sex toys I have that is a bit abnormal and feeds into my kink side is Jackhammer Jesus from Divine-interventions.com
The Jackhammer Jesus here is made out of high quality silicone, measures in at about 7 1/2 inches long, 1 3/4 inches in diameter and comes in 7 different colors (one of them even being white glow-in-the-dark). It’s kind of hefty, but with lots of lubes (Holy Water Lube if that tickles your pickle) it’s very enjoyable & even bendable if you’re like me & it takes a bit of a curve to hit the right spot.
I can say without a doubt, the main thing that first attracted me to this toy was obviously the awesome idea of masturbating safely with a crucifix. I’ve seen some cam girls in the past use wooden or brass Jesus sticks & it really didn’t seem safe or sexy. Getting splinters in or tearing up your fun bits was always in the back of my mind while watching these girls have their way with some people’s Lord & Savior. A flat and rigid object is not gonna be fun to play with, so having a toy that not only looked the part I wanted it to, but felt good and is safe was pretty damn important to me.
After breaking it in & getting used to girthy goodness that this toy has to offer, it was pretty easy to enjoy it for everything it’s worth – a blasphemous bit of fun that went fantastically with my naughty nun outfit & could be used often and for long periods of time without much discomfort based on the shape or material.
While using it, one of the added pluses I’ve found is that you can use the cross of the crucifix as a very good handle if you’re the type of chickie (or dude) who gets too wet/over lubes. You can hammer away for hours without much risk of losing your grip unlike a lot of other toys out there that can cause your hand to slip & slide at the worst moments.
The only problem I ever had with Jackhammer Jesus is that because I like to go so deep & hard with bendable toys the Lord’s feet tended to get in the way, but that was easily solved (at least for me) by turning him so his feet/body were facing my ass. It gave a pretty interesting sensation and solved the issue of Jesus kicking me in the g-spot in all the wrong ways.
At first glance, it may seem a bit expensive for a single toy, but as long as you take care of it, it’s worth the price to have your own personal (and fuckable) Jesus.
Price range – $65 – $66 + S&H
Durability – 4.5 out of 5
Safety – 4.5 out of 5
Quietness – N/A
Looks – 4.5 out of 5
Orgasmic ability – 4 out of 5
Accessories – N/A